After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
