Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
There r osticjed everywhere
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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