i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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