i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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