I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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