It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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