Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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