hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You pole danced in your parka.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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