So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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