I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You made out with two different species that night
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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