I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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