it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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