shes about as inviting as chlamydia
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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