he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Randomize
