all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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