umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Damn victory sex feels great
Randomize