Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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