i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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