What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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