i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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