my soul wont recognize me after tonight
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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