He told me they were just razor bumps!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
