Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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