At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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