That's intense
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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