It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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