Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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