Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
there is glitter all over my balls
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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