I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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