therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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