he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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