Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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