did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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