i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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