franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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