People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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