haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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