i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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