You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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