He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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