doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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