Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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