Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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