This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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