i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
