your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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