I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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