so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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