Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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