well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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