Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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