I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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