If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just googled if crying burns calories
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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